4 player free for all on Guadalcanal (Full)

[DoomCarrot]

Name: Guadacanal War
Password: iwontquit

Only join if you intend on playing!

[DoomCarrot]

Still need 2 players if anyone wants to join!

[Hardeep]

Only one, you mean

[DoomCarrot]

Awesome

[Hardeep]

Lets all agree on no rush
Since its not AoE we all just have be honourable

[DoomCarrot]

No worries, I'm not a zerger

[Hardeep]

No worries, I'm not a zerger

Who else is playing though?

[DoomCarrot]

COOLguy is on, we are good to go!

[COOLguy]

Ok, hate rushes anyway... plus this is a bad map to rush.

[Darkknight]

What is a rush?

[DoomCarrot]

It can be a few things. On smaller maps, you can quickly when the game in 5-10 rounds if you mass produce pikes/archers or something like that while your opponent is unprepared with a bunch of workers and trying to build stables and stuff. Its a really lame strategy that kind of defeats the point of the game.

Its almost impossible to do on a map 30x30 or bigger with oceans/rivers though.

[Hardeep]

Scumbag coolguy takes the time to log on to the forum but is unable to complete his very first turn... who put this guy in charge again?

[COOLguy]

lol this is turn 2 for me. So busy busy.

btw I am quite sure that I can guess where poor sb2056 is at on the map

[DoomCarrot]

lol this is turn 2 for me. So busy busy.

btw I am quite sure that I can guess where poor sb2056 is at on the map

Right? I was just looking at his abnormally low points on my turn and was like "hmmm, must of started on those islands. Poor guy"

[COOLguy]

Lol yes. I wonder if he has a good strategy to defend there.

[COOLguy]

Sorry, I will take my turn - just give me a second.

[Hardeep]

What just happened to the game?

[COOLguy]

Did you do that? It went like 3 turns back.

sb is still here now, and I see your ale fleet did not make the same stupid mistake of making my soldiers think they were hostile. Not sure what else has changed.

[Hardeep]

Sb's malovent spirit has reverted the game! It even took out chat, and doom didn't make his petty attempt of retaliation against my indomitable fleet... Daniel, something went very wrong.... should we send the game or what?

[Hardeep]

I see your ale fleet did not make the same stupid mistake of making my soldiers think they were hostile. Not sure what else has changed.

Does that mean my ale will not be fired upon this time around? I'd rather not see my knights getting drunk on what should be bringing in revenue....

[DoomCarrot]

Hardeep why did you kick sb? Now we have his ghost haunting our game. Gosh, didn't your mom warn you not to kick people from strategy games when you were little?

[COOLguy]

I'll give everyone an update since the rewind in the form of strategist analysis:

sb: He is an AI... again. enough said.

Hardeep: Apparently he took a lesson from the pages of history (or future history in our case). Not only has he not made the silly mistake of sending hostile looking ale ships to watchmen, but he has even made friendly speeches to almost all players.

DoomCarrot: This fellow apparently learned nothing from the rewind. He made the same dumb mistake of bombarding free coasts and launching all out assaults on peace loving neighbors. He was ferociously beaten off on all fronts by a desperate but well ordered resistance who sent his goons and lackeys smoldering into the bay.

COOLguy: Now this stunning strategist is nigh overwhelmingly amazing. He will most likely dominate this match simply because of his crazy coolness, stunning strategy, magnificent mind, and drop dead mind blowing good looks.

Courtesy of your unbiased news reporter.

[DoomCarrot]

[Hardeep]

Your good graces have diminished....

[COOLguy]

idk, Doom's 16 synchronized laughing faces suddenly makes me want to ally with him.

[Hardeep]

idk, Doom's 16 synchronized laughing faces suddenly makes me want to ally with him.

I did not mean him.....

[COOLguy]

Comparatively speaking I put you in a fairly good light for my review. I did my absolute best to portray your citizens as upstanding and hardworking individuals... although their main export is ale.

[DoomCarrot]

idk, Doom's 16 synchronized laughing faces suddenly makes me want to ally with him.

You want to ally with me...

You think hardeep is annoying

You want hardeep's ale

You will help me conquer the free ale towns.

[COOLguy]

omgoodness what is this - a Jedi Mind trick?

Helllllp I think it's working...

I want to ally with you

I think hardeep is annoying

I want...

HEY wait a second! What's happening to me!

[Hardeep]

Comparatively speaking I put you in a fairly good light for my review. I did my absolute best to portray your citizens as upstanding and hardworking individuals... although their main export is ale.

You misunderstand again..... the main export WAS ale...