BEWARE! DANGER! CAUTION! BE CAGE OF US!

[Hardeep]

PROCEED WITH CAUTION, STRATEGISTS
There is a rogue on the loose that has been going around the multiplayer servers.
What makes him a rogue, you ask?
Just the fact that he has broken the sacred No Rush pact! He has kicked out an innocent player, Staining their record permanently, and forced him into exile!
He has been on the run for quite some time now, and the Authorities are now request Your help in dealing with this dangerous criminal. We suggest that if you are currently "in a match" with this insidious freelance operator, please proceed to direct all your efforts into exterminating his bases until the time comes where he faces justice.
Keep in mind that his forces cannot be reasoned with, for his words carry poison.
He cannot be harmed by mundane means, so to all readers, please do NOT attempt to destroy him without first 'persuading ' any other players (be they human or AI) to fight alongside you!
COME NOW PARAGONS OF THE LIGHT, EXPUNGE THIS EVIL MENACE THAT TERRORIZES THE SERVERS!

[Hardeep]

BYSTANDER WITH TORCH AND PITCHFORK: "Just give me a name, en'i'll help take care of this bloody raven starver!"
SPOKESPERSON:"NOW, NOW, your enthusiasm is welcome, friend, but we want him to face justice! Not death! As for your question, a unanimous source claims that he goes by the oddly fitting name of 'DOOMCARROT' as he has been known to also bring doom to carrots that babies are about to consume!"
NEARBY PRIEST: "*GASP* DESPICABLE!"

[COOLguy]

Come now - we must be reasonable and not place our actions based purely on emotion onto a bloody and darkened path. If such a lawbreaker truly exists we must give him a fair trial and then justice.