Good News! (I am not killed)

[COOLguy]

Hello. This is the leader of the COOLnation. There has been much confusion recently about my whereabouts and seeming death. However, I am glad to announce that I am here and well. There was an attempt on my life through assassination; and whether it was by DCPR agents or others, it most certainly had aid from inside the COOLnation. Diego Doron, that same rogue in command of the so-called "COOLIGUN HOOLIGANS", will be brought to justice for his involvement in these plots as well as his subsequent revolt.

After the attempt on my life, I secluded myself away in an ancient city. Not even my most trusted advisors knew my location or that I had even survived (Thankfully through all this the COOLpress remained loyal to me or my memory and continued to administer from HQ). While here, I began the training of my protégé First-Speaker - which brings me to an announcement. The nation led by First-Speaker is officially under the protection of the COOLprotectorate. Though he is growing in might so much that he soon may not need protection. However, he is bound in secure friendship with the COOLnation and guaranteed against DCPR aggression.

Some may ask if the COOLprotectorate is in a condition to promise protection, as it was rumored that the various COOLfronts were falling into disarray and rebellion. However, I assure that although some COOLfronts acted on their own initiative and without authorization from HQ, they did so out of loyalty. The only major COOLfront in complete rebellion is the Northern.

I will personally lead the main assault on the DCPR at the RiverFront, where I will issue an all forward command in T-minus 3 turns. Thus crushed in a major battle, the remaing DCPR aggressors may be demoralized and stay their attacks. After this I will begin training of a new generation of multiplayers to help me track down and destroy Diego Doron and the COOLIGUN HOOLIGUNS.

signed the COOLprotector

[DoomCarrot]

This will require.... Thoughtful consideration in relation to the future of the DCPR.

[Hardeep]

The Alemeisters are glad to see you hale and hearty! An ally of the Federation is an ally of mine, I will make the necessary preparations for an Alefleet to commence trading.

-Aleburgher Hrothgar

The Meadfolk sends their regards. There shall be a toast in your honour tonight.

-Sincerely,
Baron Frederick,
On the behalf of the Meadmeisters