DoomCarrot AFK

[DoomCarrot]

I will be completely AFK this weekend until Sunday evening US eastern time.

To all those in other games I am in: I am not quitting, please do not kick me, I will be back soon.

Cya guys next week!

[COOLguy]

Okay, I will not skip you anywhere.

good luck.

[DoomCarrot]

Hey guys, I'm going on a trip to visit some promising looking colleges. I'm leaving Tuesday and I probably won't have wifi again until Friday night, so please don't skip me, I'll be back soon enough!

[COOLguy]

Ooh kool Good luck on your college hunt

[Hardeep]

Yeah......................................... good........

[COOLguy]

Did you get any good scholarships?

If you manage to defeat the COOLALEISHAW Federation, you should put it down on your accomplishments/achievements list.

[DoomCarrot]

LOL that would be awesome, you just reminded me of the greatest application letter I have ever seen... I'm gonna go try to dig it up, its worth a laugh

[DoomCarrot]

Well, that wasn't too hard to find actually. Apparently the guy who wrote this letter actually got accepted into the college.

• QUESTION 3A: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT HAVE HELPED DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?
  
  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
  
  Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.
  
  I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
  
  Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
  
  I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.
  
  I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
  
  I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
  
  I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
  
  I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
  
  But, I have not yet gone to college.

[COOLguy]

But, I have not yet gone to college.

LOL that line!

[DoomCarrot]

Hey guys, I've been ridiculously busy this week, and I'm gonna be gone all day tomorrow, but please don't skip me, I'll be back, sorry for being less responsive than usual

[COOLguy]

Okay, and tell the colleges that you put up a stiff fight to COOLguy in the tournament

[COOLguy]

And also all job interviews. That will get you an automatic hire surely

[DoomCarrot]

Lol nah, wasn't doing anything important today, although I'll make sure to use that next time I go for something like that

Oh yeah P.S. I'm back

[DoomCarrot]

Sorry guys, I'm not gonna be able to take my turns for the day prob. I'll take them tonight, but please don't skip!

[COOLguy]

You're like gone all the time

[DoomCarrot]

I know, I'm also gonna be gone from friday noon to sunday night this weekend, on a trip upstate

Life happens

[COOLguy]

lol

[TheBluePhoenix]

This is the most active offline topic

[DoomCarrot]

Because my offline-ing is superior to all the others.

[DoomCarrot]

I'm back

[COOLguy]

He's back

[TheBluePhoenix]

To be gone again one day

[DoomCarrot]

Lol, well I shouldn't be going away again any time soon

[DoomCarrot]

AFK again this weekend. I won't be able to take my turns until Monday, so please don't skip me anywhere!

[DoomCarrot]

Once again, I am gonna be gone for an entire week, and will not be active on anything. Thus, please don't skip/kick me, i will be back next week!

[DoomCarrot]

I am back!

[Stratego (dev)]

cool! welcome!

[HokanPL]

*to myself, angry but silent*
And to me he [Daniel] didn't say hello -_-

...

[Stratego (dev)]

sorry, my bad: HELLO!

[COOLguy]

And I will be AFK 1-3 days

(too lazy to make my own topic)