You know you play too much AoS when...
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 11:13 am
Your boss/ teacher calls your name and you proudly reply "Here I stand."
Your favourite place to dodge work is hiding behind a castle.
Every time you pass a musician, you walk really fast and then start a fight with somebody.
The word "herbalist" takes on innocent connotations.
You have recently become very suspicious of hang-gliders.
You suddenly realise that half your friends do nothing except try to kill you.
That horrible moment when you realise you have stood in something unpleasant.... and you look at the bottom of your shoe and find a squashed spy.
You refuse to get out of bed in the morning until you have whooped at least three a**es.
"How soon can I call her without seeming needy or desperate?" is replaced by "How soon can I take this turn...?"
You have a false sense of security with bears... for some reason you think they will leave you alone as long as you don't attack them first. (They don't, trust me!).
You use the word "enthusiast" instead of "addict".
You write posts like this.
You read posts like this.
You enjoy posts like this
Your favourite place to dodge work is hiding behind a castle.
Every time you pass a musician, you walk really fast and then start a fight with somebody.
The word "herbalist" takes on innocent connotations.
You have recently become very suspicious of hang-gliders.
You suddenly realise that half your friends do nothing except try to kill you.
That horrible moment when you realise you have stood in something unpleasant.... and you look at the bottom of your shoe and find a squashed spy.
You refuse to get out of bed in the morning until you have whooped at least three a**es.
"How soon can I call her without seeming needy or desperate?" is replaced by "How soon can I take this turn...?"
You have a false sense of security with bears... for some reason you think they will leave you alone as long as you don't attack them first. (They don't, trust me!).
You use the word "enthusiast" instead of "addict".
You write posts like this.
You read posts like this.
You enjoy posts like this
