Age of Strategy Forums

SirPat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:07 pm Just like minecraft splash texts there are some in game but only a few and about the jokes how about instead add jokes related to AoS or quotes from n game campaigns or stuff/jokes about some of the *helpful* forumers like for example "Endru is not Andrew; wink, wink"
"Stratego, the name of the legend"
"Daniel, the legend"
"Oops, the name"
"Healers just want a High five, but nobody noticed"
"BearWasWorker you have come back for us!"
"Ornithopters and Turtle machines, Leonardo must have helped alot at implementing these"
"Turtle machines cant swim so I guess you could call it a Tortoise"
"Beware of Doomcarrot"
"Stratego is Nice"
"This game is being developed by geniuses"
"Hwacha's are the only unit that could make it rain"
"Cannoneers cant be repaired"
"Cannoneers can be healed"
"Blowed your mind yet"
"Sparta!!! A Spartan Hoplite once said"
"History,history,history,history,and geeks"
"Mercenaries are easy to hire and ready to fight"
"Do you know what does GoK mean?"
"Hi GodOfKings"
"Trebs are trebs dont argue"
"You need to buy and research gunpowder tech to build a Cannon tower"
"Battering rams, a walls greatest enemy"
"Try the only peasants challenge, lets see if youll win"
"The worker used to have hair he just lost it all due to stress"
"Skirmishers can outrun any foot unit"
"Primitive units are powerful if you know how to use them"
"Pikemen have the longest range of any melee unit"
"Highlanders max stack is endless"
"Try the built-in map editor"
"Check the unit help section, you can see all units stats there"
"Is it just me or i can sense someone nearby"
"Assassins and spies can steal enemy techs by placing them beside a tc then opening the tc menu to click the steal button"
"SirPat is tired writing this"
"QuadrupoleStrat have a different name in game just incase of stalkers"
"There are alot of stealth units in game, one of it is your stalker"
"Elephants are powerful"
"No One can survive a pikeman"
"Spearmen used to be called pikemen: ingame"
"Hi"
"If you see this that means I have blessed you at your next game"
"Oh you've lost. Try practicing, alot of units are hard to master"
"Wanna drive a chariot?"
"Try bringing a War dog with your light cavalry when scouting"
"Try bringing a scout bird with your longbowman when scouting"
"DoomsdayDragonfire, be careful when you meet him, he tend to bite"
"Persian immortal vs Spartan hoplite who will win? Test it at the built-in map editor"
"Stratego the strategy guy"
"Coolguy the cool guy"
"Endru1241. He's a nice man, except if he's charging with his lance and saber towards you."
"GralSturnn. I think he holds a halberd"
"This game is still in development"
"Join the forums and help us develop this game"
"What?! Im out of facts ok. Oh you came here for the jokes."
"If you saw a bug, squish it, then send it to the developer so he can display it"
"Why is there jokes here at the loading screen? It should all be tips"
"Here's a tip, practice on online multiplayer to improve your skills"
"If you dont have skills dont worry the herbalist have the most"
"Seige towers can make you pass by enemy buildings and units, use it to pass by enemy walls"
"Archers upgrade to crossbowmen cause they got to lazy at learning archery"
"Longbowmen have the longest range of any non mechanical and non siege unit"
"Net throwers can stop you from moving"
"Net throwers are just fishermen who taught you were a big fish"
"Submit your ideas at the forum page"
"Age of Strategy also known as AoS"
"Galleons are the strongest ships in game"
"Research gunpowder tech to install cannons on your Galleon ships"
"Why not use a rowboat"
"Dont step on spies"
"Just use your imagination and make a map in the map editor"
"Money couriers are helpful"
"The mines. Who knows what if you found diamonds there"
"The guy who typed this is tired"
"Ballista's are powerful"
I edited the typo's i've seen

Endru1241 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:27 pm Also nap editor is some sort of tool for changing dreams, right?
We have to be aware of misspellings.