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Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:40 pm
by Hyuhjhih
Why cheetah hate playing hide and seek?
He is always Spotted.
Why spiders hate playing hide and seek?
Most of them got two more eyes to watch on them.
Why Lions hate beer?
He has been beered several times on face.
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:44 pm
by Hyuhjhih
Why my Sun don't go to college?
He has already got a million degrees. He don't need another one.
Why did the Moon became so popular?
He is the coolest guy Earth know.
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:49 pm
by Hyuhjhih
Which word starts with e and ends with e but has only one letter.
Envelope
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:38 am
by Hyuhjhih
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:32 am
by Hyuhjhih
What time is the best time to ask a stranger "What time is it?" who is not aware of what time it is but is ready to say what time it was.
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:12 pm
by phoenixffyrnig
I used to work in a bank. Until that time when an old lady walked in and asked me to check her balance...I pushed her over.
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:29 pm
by Aral_Yaren
A lifeguard, who has just come out from the water, goes to a pub just for snacks. To the bar-maiden he says, "I want a pie and apple juice, love."
The bar-maiden thinks a moment then serves him a table full of rock-house, moai-house and the other one while singing, "Ooooh who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:45 am
by Shark guy 35
Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.
If you are able to do this and prove it, I will personally deliver you 1,000,000,000 gems (or gold bars) for you to use in-game.
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:25 pm
by Puss_in_Boots
Shark guy 35 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:45 am
Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.
Why do I get this strange feeling of being responsible for this tongue twister??
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:09 am
by Shark guy 35
Puss_in_Boots wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:25 pm
Shark guy 35 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:45 am
Try saying "Former Forumer" ten times fast.
Why do I get this strange feeling of being responsible for this tongue twister??
That's because you are
Re: Just for sh*ts and giggles
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:25 pm
by phoenixffyrnig
@QuadrupoleStrat - your mention of a barrel reminded me of this one
Three guys, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and an Irishman were out one night robbing a building site when the cops come past. They quickly hide in some sacks, but the cops are suspicious, and come over to check these three sacks.
Cop kicks the Scotsman's sack. The Scotsman says "Miaow" Ah, just a cat, thinks the cop.
Cop kicks the Welshman's sack. The Welshman goes "Woof woof" Ah, just a dog thinks the cop.
Cop kicks the Irishman's sack, and the Irishman shouts out "A sack of potatoes!"
